Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Oh, honey, gather 'round and let Mama serve you some cosmic realness as we dive into the fabulous world of Aries for September 2025! Strap in for a whirlwind of fiery energy, darling. You're strutting into a month of fierce opportunities, so work that runway with confidence. The stars are singing your name louder than my heels clacking on stage. Embrace the drama, sparkle, and own your story. Stay fabulous, you fierce star-child!
taurus
Honey, let me tell you, darlings! September’s bringing Taurus some serious flair. Picture this: You’re strutting down Life’s runway, head held high, draped in confidence, and dripping in charisma. The stars are aligning, sparklier than my sequined gown, giving you the strength to tackle anything that comes your way! Love? You’ll sashay into hearts effortlessly. Career? Major werk, Taurus! Just sprinkle a bit of sass and, honey, September will be yours to own and conquer! Yas queen!
gemini
"Oh, honey, gather 'round because Mama's got some sparkly wisdom to spill! In September 2025, the stars are aligning just for you, Gemini, and it's time to werk it! You're gonna feel bolder than a sequined gown at a pageant, darling. Embrace those social butterflies fluttering around you; they're bringing opportunities as golden as your highlighter. Keep your head high, and remember, if life's a runway, you better own every single step, fabulous one!"
cancer
Oh, honey, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the tea with a fabulous flair! Life's a stage, darling, and September is your spotlight moment! Twirl into the month with confidence because the universe is serving you fierceness on a silver platter. Expect jaw-dropping surprises and little drama that'll keep you on your toes. Embrace those emotions, sweetie, because they make you the star you are! Channel that inner diva and werk it, gorgeous!
leo
Oh honey, let me tell you, September's gonna be serving pure fierceness for all my Leo queens and kings out there! The universe is rolling out the red carpet just for you, darling. Expect the spotlight to be glittering brighter than a disco ball because your charisma's on max. Love? Oh, it’s gonna be hotter than a summer heatwave. So strut your stuff and own it, babe, ‘cause Leo’s roaring loud and proud! Yas queen!
virgo
Honey, get ready to twirl into September with all the glam and razzle-dazzle you've got! The universe is serving Virgo some major star power, darling. Expect your fierce intuition to be on point, like a sequined gown that fits just right. Your creativity? It’s going to shimmer brighter than a disco ball, baby! Embrace the spotlight, strut your stuff, and let those dreams sashay down the runway of life. You’re unstoppable, diva!
libra
"Honey, let me spill the tea for you in true fabulous fashion! September’s strutting in, and for all you lovely Libras, balance is your best friend this month, darling. Strut that harmony on the runway of life and charm the sequins right off those scales! Keep your wits sharp, baby, because the universe is ready to hand you some glam-tastic opportunities. So, go ahead, bedazzle the world with your cerebral sparkle. You’ve got this, queen!"
scorpio
Hunty, gather round because Mama's got some tea to spill about your Scorpio stars for September 2025. The cosmos are putting you on center stage, serving up opportunities hotter than a sequined catsuit! Your magnetic charm is on point, making everyone dizzy with desire. Strut confidently in your pursuits, but don't forget to clock the shady characters trying to dim your sparkle. Love is an exhilarating dance, so let your fiery passion lead the way, darling! Ow, come through, Scorpio!
sagittarius
Darlings, gather 'round because I've got a fabulous tale to spin! Picture this: a world where sequins are mandatory and everyone sashays their way through life. With a flick of my feathered boa, I sprinkle glam and glitter over every situation, reminding you to always live fiercely. Remember, the runway of life is yours to own, and with a little attitude and a whole lot of sparkle, honey, you'll shine brighter than a disco ball!
capricorn
Hello, darlings! Gather 'round and let Mama serve you some sizzling wisdom. Picture it: a cosmic runway where the stars are your spotlight. You, fierce Capricorn diva, are strutting through September 2025 like you own the heavens. The universe is throwing you challenges, honey, but with your sequined resilience and unstoppable ambition, you'll turn those hurdles into stepping stones. Embrace the drama, werk that confidence, and remember, every twist and turn is a chance to slay!
aquarius
Honey, gather 'round and let me tell you a fabulous tale! Picture this: a world where sequins shimmer under disco lights, and every step you take is a fierce runway strut. The air is filled with the electrifying beats of fierce music, and every glance in the mirror serves pure, undeniable glamour. You're not just walking through life, darling, you're sashaying. Remember, life’s a stage and you're its radiant star, so own it with all the pizzazz you've got! 💃✨
pisces
Honey, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the cosmic tea for our fabulous Pisces! In September 2025, the stars are aligning and serving you a fierce platter of opportunities. It's time to step into the spotlight and strut your stuff. Love is in the air, so work that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Don’t be afraid to let your emotions shine bright like a diamond. Remember, darling, the universe is your runway, so work it!