Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Oh, honey, gather 'round and let Mama serve you some cosmic realness as we dive into the fabulous world of Aries for September 2025! Strap in for a whirlwind of fiery energy, darling. You're strutting into a month of fierce opportunities, so work that runway with confidence. The stars are singing your name louder than my heels clacking on stage. Embrace the drama, sparkle, and own your story. Stay fabulous, you fierce star-child!
taurus
Honey, let me tell you, darlings! September’s bringing Taurus some serious flair. Picture this: You’re strutting down Life’s runway, head held high, draped in confidence, and dripping in charisma. The stars are aligning, sparklier than my sequined gown, giving you the strength to tackle anything that comes your way! Love? You’ll sashay into hearts effortlessly. Career? Major werk, Taurus! Just sprinkle a bit of sass and, honey, September will be yours to own and conquer! Yas queen!
gemini
"Oh, honey, gather 'round because Mama's got some sparkly wisdom to spill! In September 2025, the stars are aligning just for you, Gemini, and it's time to werk it! You're gonna feel bolder than a sequined gown at a pageant, darling. Embrace those social butterflies fluttering around you; they're bringing opportunities as golden as your highlighter. Keep your head high, and remember, if life's a runway, you better own every single step, fabulous one!"
cancer
Oh, honey, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the tea with a fabulous flair! Life's a stage, darling, and September is your spotlight moment! Twirl into the month with confidence because the universe is serving you fierceness on a silver platter. Expect jaw-dropping surprises and little drama that'll keep you on your toes. Embrace those emotions, sweetie, because they make you the star you are! Channel that inner diva and werk it, gorgeous!
leo
Oh honey, let me tell you, September's gonna be serving pure fierceness for all my Leo queens and kings out there! The universe is rolling out the red carpet just for you, darling. Expect the spotlight to be glittering brighter than a disco ball because your charisma's on max. Love? Oh, it’s gonna be hotter than a summer heatwave. So strut your stuff and own it, babe, ‘cause Leo’s roaring loud and proud! Yas queen!
virgo
Honey, get ready to twirl into September with all the glam and razzle-dazzle you've got! The universe is serving Virgo some major star power, darling. Expect your fierce intuition to be on point, like a sequined gown that fits just right. Your creativity? It’s going to shimmer brighter than a disco ball, baby! Embrace the spotlight, strut your stuff, and let those dreams sashay down the runway of life. You’re unstoppable, diva!
libra
"Honey, let me spill the tea for you in true fabulous fashion! September’s strutting in, and for all you lovely Libras, balance is your best friend this month, darling. Strut that harmony on the runway of life and charm the sequins right off those scales! Keep your wits sharp, baby, because the universe is ready to hand you some glam-tastic opportunities. So, go ahead, bedazzle the world with your cerebral sparkle. You’ve got this, queen!"
scorpio
Hunty, gather round because Mama's got some tea to spill about your Scorpio stars for September 2025. The cosmos are putting you on center stage, serving up opportunities hotter than a sequined catsuit! Your magnetic charm is on point, making everyone dizzy with desire. Strut confidently in your pursuits, but don't forget to clock the shady characters trying to dim your sparkle. Love is an exhilarating dance, so let your fiery passion lead the way, darling! Ow, come through, Scorpio!
sagittarius
Darlings, gather 'round because I've got a fabulous tale to spin! Picture this: a world where sequins are mandatory and everyone sashays their way through life. With a flick of my feathered boa, I sprinkle glam and glitter over every situation, reminding you to always live fiercely. Remember, the runway of life is yours to own, and with a little attitude and a whole lot of sparkle, honey, you'll shine brighter than a disco ball!
capricorn
Hello, darlings! Gather 'round and let Mama serve you some sizzling wisdom. Picture it: a cosmic runway where the stars are your spotlight. You, fierce Capricorn diva, are strutting through September 2025 like you own the heavens. The universe is throwing you challenges, honey, but with your sequined resilience and unstoppable ambition, you'll turn those hurdles into stepping stones. Embrace the drama, werk that confidence, and remember, every twist and turn is a chance to slay!
aquarius
Honey, gather 'round and let me tell you a fabulous tale! Picture this: a world where sequins shimmer under disco lights, and every step you take is a fierce runway strut. The air is filled with the electrifying beats of fierce music, and every glance in the mirror serves pure, undeniable glamour. You're not just walking through life, darling, you're sashaying. Remember, life’s a stage and you're its radiant star, so own it with all the pizzazz you've got! 💃✨
pisces
Honey, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the cosmic tea for our fabulous Pisces! In September 2025, the stars are aligning and serving you a fierce platter of opportunities. It's time to step into the spotlight and strut your stuff. Love is in the air, so work that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Don’t be afraid to let your emotions shine bright like a diamond. Remember, darling, the universe is your runway, so work it!
aries
"Alright, honey, gather 'round! Picture it: a dazzling stage, where every light twinkles just for you. This month, life is your runway, and you're the queen bee strutting down with all the flair you've got. Challenges? They're just sequins flying off your fabulous gown, darling. Embrace your inner diva, and show the world nobody sparkles like you. Remember, baby, confidence is your best accessory, so slay it, lay it, and own the day!"
taurus
"Darlings, let me spill the tea about being fabulous for 75 glamorous words, honey! Picture sequins shimmering, a spotlight shining, and the crowd roaring with excitement. Life’s a runway, and every step is a chance to slay. Embrace those curves, rock those vibrant colors, and let your confidence strut its stuff. Remember, every makeup stroke is a masterpiece, and every bold choice is a statement. So go out, sparkle brighter than a disco ball, and werk it like the queen you were born to be!"
gemini
Hey, fabulous darlings! 🎉 This month, Gemini, it's all about embracing your duality and serving up drama like a true diva! 💅 The universe is handing you the mic, so own that stage like the glitter goddess you are! 😘 Expect some spicy love shenanigans and a whirlwind of opportunities. Remember, honey, life's your runway, so strut with confidence and let your inner sparkle light up the room! Werk it, gal! 💃✨
cancer
Hey, darlings! Gather round and let your fabulous queen serve you some shimmering reality. Picture this: you've got 75 words to sparkle and shine, honey! Whether you're strutting down life's runway or sipping champagne on a glittery cloud, every syllable counts. So, grab those words, paint 'em with sass, sprinkle some glam, and let 'em sashay down their own glamorous path. Remember, my loves, life's too short for dull words. Now, go dazzle the world, you fierce superstar!
leo
Oh honey, gather 'round, 'cause Mama's got some glittery wisdom to share! Picture this: you, strutting down life's runway, a fierce Leo lioness with a mane that screams "Look at me, darlings!" October 2025 is your stage, where cosmic spotlights are shining bright. Get ready to roar with confidence, 'cause you're about to slay goals and snatch those dreams, darling. Remember, in this fabulous jungle called life, you're the queen who makes the rules! Halleloo!
virgo
Oh, honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you! This October, the universe is serving Virgo some fierce, fabulous vibes. Darling, you're gonna be strutting down the runway of life with confidence so fierce, even the stars will pause and applaud. Keep your wig on tight, because the energy is hotter than your sassiest sequined gown. Love, career, and glamour will all line up like your perfect highlight, so go on and dazzle, diva!
libra
Hello, darlings! Gather 'round and let me tell you a little tale in my fabulous flair! Imagine a world where your inner sparkle ignites every room you sashay into. Gorgeous gowns and dazzling jewels—your armor. Laughter and love, your weapons of choice. Honey, you're not just living life; you're owning it, with every fierce strut and playful wink. So go ahead, embrace your fabulous self, and remember, the world is your stage, baby!
scorpio
Honey, gather 'round because Mama's gonna spill the tea with all the pizzazz and sparkle you can handle! Can you believe it? We're talkin’ about seventy-five deliciously fabulous words, darlin’! Oh yes, chile, I'm gonna paint this town with sequins and sass as bright as my personality. You betta believe that every syllable will strut down the runway of your mind wearing heels higher than your expectations. Let’s werk it, divas! Shine bright, always. Yas, queen!
sagittarius
Darling, let me spill the tea in true drag diva fashion! Picture this: you're strutting down life’s runway, snapping those fingers, and owning every inch of your fabulous being. Life’s a high-heeled catwalk, and honey, you’re the main event! Channel that fierce charisma, unleash your inner sparkle, and let the world bask in your radiant glow. Whether you’re lip-syncing for your life or just sipping a cocktail, remember, nobody does it better than you! Yas, queen!
capricorn
Alright, darlings, gather 'round and listen up! I'm about to sprinkle some fabulousness into these 75 words. We're talking glitter, glam, and a dash of sass; that's the recipe to make anything pop! Whether you're strutting down the runway or owning the room with your charisma, remember: life is your stage, honey! Serve that fierceness like it's nobody's business. So, paint on that confidence and let your true colors shine brighter than a disco ball! Werk it!✨
aquarius
Darling, gather 'round and let me spill the cosmic tea! The stars are sashaying into fabulous positions for you, honey! October 2025 is all about glitz and glam for our beloved Aquarius. The universe is handing you a shimmering spotlight, so strut your stuff and sparkle like the fierce queen you are! Opportunities are twinkling like sequins, and honey, it’s your time to shine! Remember to werk it with confidence and keep that crown high, queen! 💅✨
pisces
Well, darlings, gather 'round because this glamorous queen has got a story for you! Picture this: a dazzling spectacle of sequins and sass, with heels higher than your Aunt Mabel’s beehive. As I sauntered down the runway, honey, those lights hit me just right, and I owned that stage! The audience was gagging, and the energy was electric. By the end, sweeties, every person was on their feet, clapping like they were at a disco revival!