Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Alrighty, darling stars and celestial bodies, let's chat about our fiery Aries friends for September 2024! Honey, this month you are about to serve some realness. The stars are aligning to sprinkle you with that extra glitter of confidence and energy. It's like the universe is your own personal runway and you better werk it! Relationships? Oh, they'll be buzzing with excitement. Just remember to keep it real and communicate, honey. Now, career-wise, don't just aim for the stars - be the star, baby! Opportunities are knocking, so slap on those heels of ambition and sashay right through those doors. September is your stage, Aries, so show 'em the fabulous YOU!
taurus
Alright, darling Tauruses, get ready for some cosmic eleganza this September 2024! The universe is laying out the red carpet just for you, honey. Now, is the time to let out your inner diva and own every room you strut into. The stars are aligning to give you a glow-up of a lifetime. So, glue down those eyebrows, and get ready to sparkle, because opportunities are knocking in full glam! Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so wear it out and turn the world into your runway. Now, sashay away and shine!
gemini
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Gemini divas out there, because September 2024 is going to be one fabulous ride, darling! The stars are aligning to serve you a glorious month filled with sparkle, drama, and maybe a little bit of shade. The universe is practically begging you to strut your stuff and let your true colors shine. Expect surprises, new connections, and opportunities to showcase that fabulous charisma. So, slap on some glitter, adjust that crown, and sashay into September with all the confidence of a queen owning the runway. Remember, darling, in the grand ballroom of life, you are the star – so werk it!
cancer
Hello, darling Cancerians! September 2024 is strutting in with a cosmic outfit change, honey! The stars are serving you a platter of fresh opportunities, so you better werk! Relationships? They're getting a dazzling makeover. It's time to shine brighter in love – think sequins, not dull sequins. Work? Sashay away from that drama, baby, and strut towards success. Your creativity is your superpower this month, so paint the town in colors only you can mix. Remember, life's a runway, and this month, you're the star. Let's get sickening, shall we? 💅🌟
leo
Alright, honey, listen up, 'cause Mama's gonna spill the celestial tea for all my fierce Leos out there, serving it up realness for the month of September, 2024! The stars, baby, they are aligning to bring you a moment, darlings - a moment to shine brighter than a sequin gown under a spotlight. This month is all about strutting your stuff, embracing your fabulous self, and letting the world know who's the queen. Opportunities are knocking at your door, darling, so put on those heels, poof up that hair, and sashay away into your destiny. And remember, loves, in the game of life, always play it like the diva you were born to be. Now, go on and conquer, my fierce, fabulous Leos! The universe is your runway.
virgo
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. September 2024 is gonna be fierce for all you Virgo queens out there. The universe is literally conspiring to snatch your wig with blessings and opportunities, so you better werk! Love is looking majorly fabulous, and it's high time you strut into the spotlight and show the world that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Financially, make it rain, darling, because those coins are coming. But remember, keep those heels high and that head higher, because challenges might try to sashay away with your peace. Trust in your inner diva, serve realness, and you'll conquer anything. And oh, health-wise, hydrate and keep that body tight and right, because we ain't got no time for anything less than 100%. Now, go forth and be sickening, my fierce Virgo creature!
libra
Alright, honey, let's get into it! Libras, September 2024 is your time to SHINE, baby! The cosmos is throwing glitter all over your path, so strut down life's runway with confidence. Venus is giving you that extra sparkle in your love life, making you absolutely irresistible. But sugar, don't forget to balance that checkbook, okay? Saturn is giving us a serious side-eye, reminding us to keep it cute with the finances. Socially, you're the belle of the ball, attracting admirers left and right. So go ahead, darling, spread those fabulous wings and fly high this September. You're all that and a bag of chips, and don't you forget it!
scorpio
Alright, darling, let's spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Scorpios out there! September 2024 is gonna be one glittery rollercoaster ride, honey! The stars are strutting down the cosmic runway, serving you a hot platter of transformation and passion. It's like the universe is your own personal stylist, urging you to embrace your most fabulous self. Relationships? They're getting a major glow-up, sweetie. And your career? Get ready to snatch trophies, because recognition is coming. So, pucker up, put on those stilettos, and sashay away into your most glamorous month yet! Keep that chin high and that aura shining brighter than a disco ball, cause you're about to own it, Scorpio!
sagittarius
Honey, listen up 'cause I'm about to spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Sagittarius queens out there! September 2024 is giving you LIFE, darling! The stars are aligning to serve you nothing but success and glamour. You're going to be shining brighter than a disco ball at the best club in town. Expect love to twirl into your life like a fabulous drag queen making her entrance. Your creativity is going to be popping off like fireworks, babe. Get ready to strut into this month like it's the runway of your life, because the universe is totally gagging over you, sweetheart! Werk it and own it, because this month, you're not just participating, honey, you're winning! 💫💖
capricorn
Alright, honey, let’s spill the tea on what the Universe has in store for all you fabulous Capricorn divas out there for September 2024! You've been workin' that runway of life, serving realness, but it's time to snap those fans and command attention in new ways, boo. This month, the stars are saying, "Yes, queen, strut into those opportunities and let your inner light blind the haters!" Relationships? Tighten that corset, because deep connections are coming. But remember, darling, keep that crown adjusted and never let it slip because the cosmos is whispering sweet nothings about self-care and personal growth. So bat those lashes, press on those nails, and let the world gag on your eleganza. It's your time to sparkle, Capricorn, don't let anyone dim your light!
aquarius
Darlings, this month, the stars are serving some realness for all you Aquarius babes out there, so listen up! September's gonna flip your world upside down, honey, in the best way possible. The universe is about to shower you with blessings, so get ready to catch them, mawma! Love, career, and personal growth are on the menu, and guess what? You're getting the full course! So, strap on those heels, fluff up that wig, and strut into your destiny. It's your time to shine, and don't you forget it! Snap, snap, hunty!
pisces
Oh, honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. September 2024 is all about diving deep into those glittering Piscean waters of yours. It's like the universe is throwing you a personal runway show, and you better werk, darling! This month, the stars are aligning to bring out that fabulous intuition, turning you into the psychic superstar of the zodiac. So, fluff up those feathers, slap on some sparkle, and embrace every moment. Because, darling, this month, you're not just swimming through life; you're serving full-on divine mermaid fantasy. And remember, in the world of stars and sass, you're the fiercest fish in the sea! So, pucker up, strut your stuff, and let the cosmos guide you to your most glamorous destiny yet!
