Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill some fabulous wisdom in the voice of your sassy drag queen auntie. Your February horoscope is all about bold choices and fierce action, darling! Strut into the month with confidence, because the universe is your stage, and you’re the star. Glam up your ambition, and don’t let any shady drama steal your spotlight. Remember, sweetie, it's all about love, laughter, and living loud. Werk it, Aries!
taurus
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill the tea in 75 sassy words! Your fabulousness is shining brighter than a disco ball under the spotlight, darling! Strut with confidence, because February's got your back, my Taurus divas. Opportunities are lined up like sequins on a gown, so grab them with those fierce hooves of yours! Love and friendship? They're begging for your attention, so work your magic, sweetheart. Keep it fabulous and remember, you're not just a bull, you're the whole damn rodeo! Mwah! 💋
gemini
Darlings, let me spill the glitter for you! The fabulous month of February 2025 is here, and Gemini, honey, it’s all about fierce transformation! Get ready to sparkle and shine because those stars are aligning just for you. Work that charisma and charm like never before—opportunities are hanging around like sequins on a gown. So, strut your stuff with confidence and remember, the world is your runway, so give them a show they'll never forget!
cancer
Honey, gather 'round 'cause Mama Sparkle's got a fabulosity forecast just for you, darlings! Picture this: a glittering stage where the spotlight's on our fierce Cancer queens this February, 2025. Strut with confidence, sugar, as the stars align to boost your creative flair and emotional mojo. Let those luscious, love-filled vibes flow, and watch your relationships turn into opulent tales of glamour and charisma. Remember, life's your runway, so werk it with all the pizzazz you've got!
leo
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill some cosmic tea for you fabulous Leos! February 2025 is all about serving drama and realness, with the stars aligning to make you shine brighter than a diamond-studded tiara. Expect a spotlight moment that'll have everyone gagging on your sheer charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. But beware, darling, don’t let that fierce ego get you into trouble. Remember, you're a queen – stay fierce, stay fabulous, and keep them edges snatched!
virgo
Honey, gather 'round and let me paint you a fabulous picture with words! In the glamorous world of glitter and glitz, we strut our stuff with confidence and sass. Our heels are sky-high, and our personalities? Even higher, darling! We throw shade with elegance, serve looks that could slay dragons, and keep our crowns polished to perfection. Life's our stage, and we're here to werk it, leaving a trail of sparkle wherever we go. Can I get an amen? ✨💃
libra
Darling, gather 'round! Let me tell you, February is gonna be all glitz and glam for you. The stars are aligning to sprinkle a little extra pizzazz in your life, honey. Relationships? Oh, they’re getting juicier than a ripe peach! Work? You're not working it; you're owning it! Strut through challenges like you're on the runway, and remember, confidence is your fiercest accessory. Shine bright like the queen you are, fabulous Libra!
scorpio
Oh honey, get ready to sashay through February 2025 with all the fierce Scorpio vibes! The cosmos is twirling the spotlight right onto you, darling. Embrace those emotions, let them glitter like rhinestones on a sequin gown. Expect drama, passion, and a touch of mystery in your love life. Work the runway of opportunity, and remember, confidence is your most fabulous accessory. Let your intuition guide you, and don’t be afraid to sparkle, my lovely!
sagittarius
Darlings, gather 'round and let me spill the tea with all the glam and glitter you'd expect from yours truly! Picture this: confidence sparkling brighter than my sequined gown, leaving a trail of fabulousness wherever I go. Life’s a runway, and honey, we're strutting unapologetically with attitude fierce enough to break the internet. Remember, whether you're serving looks or sashaying through life's challenges, no one shines brighter than a drag queen with a vision. Werk it!
capricorn
Darling, let me spill the tea! This is your fabulous cosmic forecast, honey. As a Capricorn diva strutting through February 2025, you’ve got the universe working overtime for your shine. Embrace your inner queen and slay those dreams because the stars are backing up your fierce ambitions. Remember, honey, confidence is your best accessory. Love? Oh, she's on the horizon, ready to snatch you up. So, lace up those stilettos and werk it, queen!
aquarius
Honey, get ready to sashay into February with style and flair, because this month is serving up all the drama! Aquarius darlings, the stars are aligning and it's your time to embrace that fabulous star power. Channel that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, because opportunities are coming your way faster than a pair of six-inch heels! Don’t forget to sprinkle a little glitter on everything you do, because baby, you were born to shine!
pisces
Darling, gather 'round and let me sprinkle some fabulousness on your soul! This month, you'll be serving cosmic realness with a side of ambition. The universe is your runway, and honey, it's time to strut like every star in the sky is your spotlight. Expect a whirlwind of fierce opportunities, so grab onto that wig and hold tight. Remember, you're not just a star; you're the whole constellation, so go on and sparkle unapologetically! Yas, queen!
aries
Honey, gather 'round because I've got a tale to tell in fabulous technicolor! Picture this: a world painted in glitter and rhinestones where every strut is a runway. Darling, we don't just walk; we sashay with panache. Life is our stage, and drama? Oh, it's our middle name! We turn heads and break necks with our fierce, flawless looks. Let me tell you, in our world, even our whispers echo with sass and class. Serve, slay, and werk it, queen!
taurus
Honey, let me tell you, life is a stage, and you better be serving it fierce! This March, my darling Taurus, the stars are aligning to bring you drama and sparkle. Get ready to shine like the fabulous diamond you are! Love is in the air, so grab those lashes and flirt with destiny. Work it on that catwalk of life, embrace your inner diva, and remember: you're a star, darling, now go own the night!
gemini
Hey darlings, gather 'round and let Mama Sapphire sparkle your world with some glitzy wisdom! Picture this: a dizzying kaleidoscope of rainbow realness swirling in a glitter storm, serving nothing but fierce opulence. Strut down life's runway with sequined sass, owning every moment like the diva you are. Remember, honey, life is your stage, and every spotlight is meant to shine just for you. So go ahead, werk it, twirl it, and give ‘em a show they won’t forget!
cancer
Honey, gather around and let Mama Drag Queen spill the tea for y'all in the most fabulous way possible! Picture this: strutting down life’s runway with sass, class, and a whole lot of glitter. Now, make sure you're catching those good vibes and turning challenges into cha-cha-cha-chances, darling! Remember, the world’s a stage, and you’re the fierce star. So, snatch that wig, face the spotlight, and serve the house down boots, hunty! Sashay!
leo
Darling, gather 'round and let me spill the cosmic tea for you fabulous Leos for March 2025! Honey, you're strutting into the limelight and the universe is your runway. Your charisma's off the charts, and opportunities are sashaying your way left and right. But remember, baby, keep that fierce mane untangled from drama. Balance is your best accessory this month, darling. So, own your throne, serve those looks, and slay every single day! Yaaas, queen!
virgo
"Alright, darlings, gather 'round! Let me spill some glamorous tea, honey. Life is a runway, and this month you're strutting in those sky-high stilettos. Shake off the haters, strike a pose, and let your inner superstar shine! The universe is your spotlight, and there's no room for shade. So, let those sequins sparkle, own the stage, and remember – confidence is your fiercest accessory. Now go out and slay, fabulous Virgo queens!"
libra
Well, darlings, gather 'round because Mama's about to spill the tea in rhinestones and glitter! Fabrics will swirl with sensational sway as we flaunt our fierce souls under those fiery spotlights! Honey, you better strut, sparkle, and slay because every moment is your runway! Life’s a runway, and we're sashaying down it with confidence dripping from our sequins. Remember, each wiggle is a statement, every lip-sync a revolution. Keep shining, keep shining, and werk those fabulous stars, diva!
scorpio
Honey, let me spill the tea! March 2025 for you Scorpios is gonna be more dramatic than a pageant on fight night! Your passions are hotter than a sizzling sequin gown, and romance is on the horizon. Creativity is poppin' like glitter, so strut your stuff and unleash that fierce inner diva. Honey, grab life by its rhinestones, 'cause the universe is serving you glam, glitz, and gags all month long! Werk it, darling!
sagittarius
Alright, darlings, gather around and let Mama give you some divine guidance in fabulous stilettos! For you fierce Sagittariuses out there, March 2025 is your stage! Strut your stuff with glittery confidence and charisma. Embrace your adventurous soul and chase those dreams like they’re the last rhinestones left on Earth. Don’t shy away from the spotlight; it’s your time to sparkle and make every moment a show-stopper! Remember, baby, life’s your runway—work it!
capricorn
Honey, gather 'round and listen up because Mama’s got a tale to tell! Picture this: the most fabulous show you’ve ever seen. Sparkles everywhere, wigs stacked higher than the Empire State, and heels so sharp they could cut glass. We’re serving sass with a side of glam, darlings! Every move is fierce, every wink is a command. Hearts are racing, and darling, the stage is our kingdom. Remember, in this world, too much is just enough!
aquarius
Darling, let me spill some cosmic tea for ya! March 2025 is all about strutting your stuff and owning the spotlight, honey. The stars are twinkling and shining just for you, bringing fabulous opportunities your way. Get ready to unleash that inner diva and sparkle like the star you are. Relationships may sizzle or fizzle, so keep it real and stay fierce. Remember, darlings, the universe is your runway, so werk it like the queen you are! ✨💃🌟
pisces
Honey, gather 'round and listen up because this queen has something to say! Life's a dazzling stage, and you're the star of the show, sweetie. Strut your stuff like every day’s a catwalk, because you've got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to light up the room. Sprinkle some glitter on those dreams and let your fabulousness fly high. Remember, darling, a fierce attitude and a killer outfit can conquer the world. Sass it up!
