Horoscopes Are A Drag™

Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!

aries

Honey, you better strap on those glittery heels because April 2024 is looking like a fierce runway for all my Aries divas out there. Listen up, because the universe is about to serve you some realness! It’s all about embracing that inner superstar, so don't be shy. Throw on that sequin gown and werk it, because the spotlight is on you, babe. Now, dahling, while you're sashaying away and living your best life, don't forget to keep those eyes on the prize. Opportunities are about to pop up like flashbulbs at a red carpet event, and you need to be ready to pose. Stay focused, stay fabulous, and remember, every day is a pageant that you're meant to win. And let's not forget about love, sweetheart. If you're single and ready to mingle, the stars are aligning for some passionate encounters that could just have you head over heels. For those already in a love story, it's time to spice it up. Think romance, think drama, think love songs – make it a love story that everyone's dying to be part of. So, my Aries queens, keep those lashes long, your spirits high, and strut into April 2024 like you own it. Because guess what? You do.

taurus

Honey, strap in because it's time to dive into the fabulous cosmic extravaganza for all you gorgeous Taurus babies out there! This April, the stars have aligned to serve you a cocktail of cosmic fierceness, so you'd better be ready to sashay away with all that universal love and energy, okurrr? First thing’s first, darling. Love is knocking on your door louder than a queen's heels on a hardwood stage, so fluff those feathers and bat those lashes because romance is in the air! Venus is throwing all kinds of glitter your way, making you irresistible. But, remember sugar, communication is key. Mercury's in retroshade, which means texts might get twisted. Make sure you keep things crystal clear or you might end up with a little drama that not even a drag brunch can fix. Now, let’s talk coins and career. The universe is about to drop some serious coins into your purse, but it’s not just gonna happen. You gotta werk for it, hunty! Put that effort in, show 'em what you're made of, and watch as the financial blessings start rolling in thicker than your favorite highlight. In summary, my fabulous Taurus divas, April is your runway. Slay it with love, werk hard, and keep things clearer than your setting spray. You got this, and remember, in the grand ballroom of life, you’re always a star! 💋✨

gemini

Oh, honey, get ready, because April 2024 is about to snatch your wig, Gemini! The stars are serving some serious cosmic tea just for you, and it's piping hot with a side of extra. First off, Venus is strutting into your career zone like a queen on the runway, so you better werk and turn that office into your personal catwalk. Show them who's boss, and don't you dare apologize for outshining everyone - you're fabulous, and they better recognize. As we sashay our way through the month, Mercury, your celestial ruler and the ultimate gossip queen, is ready to spill some major life secrets when it comes into alignment. Expect those eureka moments to pop up like unexpected tips after a killer performance – surprising but oh so welcome. Use these insights to your advantage; they're like the secret sauce to your success recipe. Now, darling, let's talk love. If you're single and ready to mingle, the universe has got your back. It's time to step out of the shadows and into the spotlight, because you're about to attract admirers left and right. Think of it as your own personal fan club. For those already in a love gig, this is your moment to deepen that connection. Plan a romantic getaway or a fancy dinner. Remember, it's all about creating those unforgettable moments. But here's the real tea – April is about embracing your true self and letting that inner star shine. Don't dim your light for anyone. The universe is giving you a standing ovation, so bow gracefully, blow kisses to your fans, and keep living your most fabulous life. Mwah!

cancer

Alright, honey, buckle up because I've got the cosmic tea to spill straight from the stars themselves for all you fierce Cancer queens and kings for April 2024! Now, you know your girl always brings the truth, and this time is no exception. This month, the universe is literally gagging to serve you a platter of opportunities that's as glittery and fabulous as my last performance outfit. First things first, babes, the stars are winking at you when it comes to love. If you've been single and ready to mingle, or if you're coupled up and looking to reignite that sparkle, the cosmos is giving you the green light. Put on those lashes, slip into something eye-catching, and let the world marvel at your radiance. And remember, confidence is your best accessory. Now, let's talk coins and career, because Mama needs a new pair of shoes! The planets are aligning to give your financial and work situation a glitter bomb of blessings. However, darling, do keep one stiletto on the ground – impulsivity could lead to a fashion faux pas you'd rather avoid. Be smart, channel that inner CEO, and you might just find yourself swimming in a pool of success and stability. So, my fabulous celestial children, remember: April 2024 is your runway. Strut with purpose, shine like the star you are, and don't let anyone dull your sparkle. Mwah!

leo

Alright, my dazzling stars, it's your one and only cosmic guide, and honey, am I serving you the celestial tea for April 2024! Leos, you fierce lions of the zodiac, this month is all about strutting your stuff in the universe's grand runway. The stars are aligning to put that spotlight on YOU, showcasing that fabulousness only a true Leo can radiate. Starting off, darling, Venus is sashaying into your sector of fame and fortune, bringing with it a glitter bomb of opportunities. It's your time to shine, so pucker up and prepare for your close-up. Opportunities in career? Abundant. Chances for romance? Honey, your heart's about to be as full as my lash glue on a Saturday night. But oh! Hold up those perfectly manicured paws! Mercury is about to retrograde mid-month, and it's throwing a little shade. Communications might get as twisted as a drag queen's contour, so enunciate, darling. Speak with intention, or better yet, serve silent movie star realness until the coast is clear. As we sashay away through April, remember, Leos, you're the main act. The universe is merely your stage. Werk it, own it, and let no one dim that sparkling light of yours. Now, go out there and leave them gagging on your eleganza! Xoxo.

virgo

Alright, honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all my Virgo queens out there for April 2024! Now, listen up because the universe is turning the volume up on your life, darling. First things first, your professional runway is looking fierce this month. The stars are aligning to serve you success on a silver platter, but you gotta werk for it, baby! Show ‘em what you’re made of and slay those projects like the superstar you are. Now, onto the juicy stuff - love! Cupid is aiming his arrow right at you, so expect some romantic fireworks, okay? Whether you're single and ready to mingle or you've already got a hunk by your side, love is in the air, and it’s as fabulous as a sequined gown, hunty. But remember, amidst all this dazzling excitement, to keep your feet on the ground. Balance is key, you gorge creatures. Treat yourself to some ‘me’ time—maybe a little spa-day moment because you’ll need energy to keep being your most fabulous self. So, sip on that champagne of life, and let’s toast to a month as fabulous as you are! 💋✨

libra

Honey, gather round because this month, April 2024, is serving you a full-course cosmic meal with extra sass on the side, especially for you, Libra darlings. The universe is practically your runway and you're about to strut into the spotlight, so get those sequins ready! As Venus, the planet of love and beauty, sashays into your zone, your charm is off the charts, darling. You'll be turning heads and breaking hearts without even trying. It's like you've got your own personal glam squad. Work it! But wait, there's more, honey! With Mercury doing the cha-cha in your house of communication, you've got the gift of gab. You could read the dictionary and make it sound like poetry. Use that eloquent tongue to your advantage. Now listen, queen, balance is key. Don't let all this fabulousness go to your head, or you might end up tripping over your own stilettos. Stay grounded and use your powers for good – spreading love, beauty, and fierceness where it's needed most. April is your month to shine, so go out there and sparkle like the absolute star you are! Yaaas, queen!

scorpio

Honey, lean in because I've got the cosmic tea to spill for all you fierce Scorpio queens strutting through April 2024. The stars are about to serve you some realness, so you best be ready to werk! This month is your runway, darling, and it’s time you sashay away from those dark and moody corners you've been lurking in. First up, Venus is giving you that extra sparkle in your strut, making your charm absolutely irresistible. So, bat those lashes and let the world be your stage because, honey, everyone's going to be gagging over your magnetic aura. But, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. Don’t let the haters throw shade on your parade. Mid-month, Mercury is whispering some secrets, and it’s time to spill the tea. Communication is your glitter bomb, so use it to dazzle and mend those fences, if you catch my drift. And as for those career gigs, the stars are aligning to give you that big break. But darling, remember, in the words of the immortal RuPaul, “Don’t fuck it up.” Lastly, when the moon lights up your financial sector, it’s time to make it rain, honey! But don't throw it all away on sequins and wigs. A queen’s gotta have her coin secured for those not-so-sunny days. So, strut into April 2024 with all the confidence of a queen owning the runway. Because, Scorpio darling, this month is all about sashaying towards your destiny with all the flair and drama only you can bring. Werk it and own it, because, baby, the stars are lining up just for you!

sagittarius

Oh, honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you! For all you fabulous Sagittarians out there, April 2024 is about to be a rollercoaster ride of glitter and glam! The stars are aligning, and they're practically screaming, “Yes, Queen!” So, fluff up that wig and get your heels strapped tight because opportunities are a-knocking! First thing's first, darling! Venus is sashaying into your house of career early in the month, honey, and she's bringing all the sparkle and shine. It's your moment to shine in the spotlight, so don’t be shy - strut your stuff and show the world what you’re made of! Think bigger, bolder, and more fabulous. Whether it’s a new job or a promotion you've been eyeing, now's the time to werk it like the diva you are. But, baby, let's not forget about love. With Jupiter giving a cheeky wink to your romance sector, it's high time to open your heart. Single? Mingle with intention, darling. Committed? Rekindle that passion with some extra glitter. Plan a surprise for your boo that screams “You're the only fishnet in my sea!” And don't you let Mercury Retrograde dull your sparkle, honey. Communication might get a tad tangled around mid-month, but remember, a true queen never loses her cool. Keep those lashes uncluttered and speak from the heart; you'll navigate through just fine. So grab your sequins and your sass, Sagittarius, 'cause April 2024 is your runway. Strut with confidence, sparkle with joy, and remember, in the words of the diva herself, "You better work!" 💅🌟

capricorn

Alright, darlings! Are you ready for some celestial tea? This April, all my fierce Capricorns are in for a ride that's sparklier than my highest pair of heels! The stars have aligned, and they're strutting down the runway just for you, hunty. Picture this: you've got Venus blowing you kisses, making your love life glitter brighter than my eyeshadow. If you're single, get ready to mingle, 'cause honey, you are irresistible! But wait, there's more! Jupiter is sashaying into your financial sector, dropping dollar bills like it's raining on payday. Yes, queen! It's time to werk that budget, make smart moves, and watch your bank account get as plump as my fabulous lips. Now, let's not forget, darling, every queen faces her share of drama. With Mercury retrograde doing the cha-cha in your communication zone, be prepared for a few missteps. Words can get twisted, so speak with love and clarity, or you might just find yourself in a lip sync battle... and not the fun kind! So, Capricorns, tighten your corsets and get ready to own this month. You've got the universe gagging on your elegance, intelligence, and resilience. Go forth and conquer, my celestial divas!

aquarius

Hey, gorgeous! Lis-ten up, 'cause Mama's about to spill the celestial tea for all you Aquarius divas out there. April is struttin' in, and, honey, you better be ready to snap those fans and serve up some interstellar eleganza. First things first, darling, Venus is giving you that extra shimmer, so your love life's about to be more lit than my highlighter at a midnight show. If you're single, get ready to mingle, 'cause opportunities for romance are poppin' up faster than a wig reveal. For those of you already in the love game, it's time to turn up the heat and show your boo just how fabulous you really are. But it ain't all champagne and sequins, sweetie. Saturn's throwing some shade your way, testing your patience and resilience. You might find yourself in a bit of a tuck with your career or financial matters. Don’t let it unravel your corset, honey. Remember, you're fierce, fabulous, and can handle anything. Use that Aquarius ingenuity, throw on some glitter, and tackle those challenges head-on, in heels no less! And for the grand finale, keep those peepers peeled for opportunities to expand your empire. Whether it's a new project or collab, your creativity is at its peak, baby. So, lip-sync for your life and let the universe gag on your eleganza. Stay fabulous, stay fierce, and remember, stars can't shine without a bit of darkness, honey. Toodles!

pisces

Alright, hunty! It's time to dive deep into the cosmic ocean and spill the tea on what the stars are serving for our Pisces fish this April 2024. First things first, darling, Mercury is sliding into your sign early in the month, and let me tell you, she is bringing messages for days! You're gonna be the life of the party, attracting folks with your words like bees to honey. Use that charm and wit to your advantage! Now, Venus is strutting her stuff into your financial sector, which means cha-ching, baby! You may find coins raining down on you from unexpected sources, so maybe it's time to splurge on that sequined gown you've been eyeing. However, darling, keep those peepers peeled because Mars is stirring up some drama in your house of relationships. Keep that fabulous head cool, and remember, communication is key - don't let anyone dull your sparkle! As the Sun sashays into Taurus later in the month, it's all about grounding yourself and finding stability amidst all this cosmic extravaganza. Take some time for self-care, maybe a bubble bath or a face mask, 'cause honey, you're worth it! And remember, stars might guide us, but never let 'em dim that inner glow. Shine bright, Pisces! Mwah!

aries

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for ya! April 2024 is gonna be FIERCE for all my Aries queens out there! The stars are lining up and they are serving you a whole buffet of opportunities, okay? This month is all about strutting into new adventures, high-heels first! You've got passion, you've got energy, and, honey, you are sparkling brighter than a disco ball at midnight. It's time to lip-sync for your life and snatch those dreams, 'cause the universe is gagging over you! Don't let anything dull your sparkle, darling. Sashay away from negativity and werk it like the superstar you are! Mwah!

taurus

Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all you Taurus darlings out there stepping into April 2024 like you own the place. This month, the stars are aligning to serve you a steaming platter of fierce opportunities, so you better work! Venus, your glamorous planetary ruler, is sashaying into your zone, bringing love and luxury onto your runway. But, don't just stand there, darling. Grab your highest heels, because it's time to strut into the spotlight and show the universe who’s the real queen of the zodiac. Trust in your fabulous self, keep that confidence sky-high, and remember, in the world of astrology and drag, more is more. So, accessorize your life with a dash of sparkle and a whole lot of bold choices. It's your month to shine, Taurus, so make it legendary!

gemini

Hey, darling Gemini, listen up because April 2024 is going to be all kinds of fabulous for you, honey! The stars are literally throwing cosmic glitter your way. You've got love and passion doing the cha-cha in your personal sphere, so expect some spicy encounters that would make even a seasoned queen blush. Work? Oh, you better werk! Opportunities are strutting down your career runway, so sashay them into success. But, darling, remember, balance is key. Don't let that dazzling spotlight make you forget your self-care rituals. So, slap on that metaphorical face mask and keep your glow on. It's your time to shine, but don't you dare let anyone dull your sparkle! Mwah!

cancer

Honey, let me tell you about all the stars aligning for our fabulous Cancer babes this April 2024! The cosmos is throwing a glittery gala, and you're the guest of honor, sugar. Love is like a spotlight aimed right at you, so strut your stuff with all the confidence of a queen on the runway. Meanwhile, in the land of coins and bills, opportunities to snatch that coin are everywhere, darling. Work it, because your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent are shining brighter than ever. Remember, in this drag ball of life, you're serving cosmic realness and the universe is gagging for it. So paint that face, fluff that wig, and let the world have it, 'cause this month, you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, honey! Now, sashay away and conquer!

leo

Darlings, let me spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Leos out there, because honey, April 2024 is about to serve you a platter of cosmic extravagance! The universe is your runway, and it's time to strut your stuff with all that bold Leo charisma you've got bottled up inside. Opportunities are gonna sashay your way, and you better werk them like the superstar you are! Relationships? Honey, they're getting an upgrade. Think luxurious, darling - quality over quantity. And your creativity? Sparkling brighter than a disco ball. So, put on those glitter heels and prepare to dazzle the world. People won't just notice you; they'll adore you. Stay fabulous, my Leos! The stars are lining up, but remember, it's your inner light that shines the brightest!

virgo

Alright, hunty, gather round because Mama's got the cosmic tea to spill on all my Virgo queens out there. April 2024 is gonna be a month where you need to start feeling your oats, 'cause, honey, you're gonna be shining brighter than a sequin dress under a spotlight. It's time to strut down the runway of life and serve some serious realness. Work on you, boo, 'cause sometimes you gotta be your own biggest fan. So, sashay away from that drama and keep your head high, heels higher, and remember, you're fabulous, darling! Let's get sickening and snatch some blessings this April, 'cause you're not just part of the zodiac, you're a star, baby! Now, let the music play!

libra

Alright, darlings, let's buckle up because April 2024 is going to be a month to remember for all you fabulous Libras out there, honey! This month is going to be all about balance - I mean, could it be any more perfect for you scales? But don't you worry, sweetheart, you're going to navigate through it like the star you are! There might be some challenges, but remember, honey, a little bit of glitter makes even the biggest mess look fabulous. Relationships are going to be in the spotlight, so put on your best heels and strut your stuff, because by the end of this month, you're going to be dazzlin' everyone with your charm and grace. Stay fabulous, Libra!

scorpio

Alright, listen up, dah-ling, because Mama's about to spill the celestial tea for all my fierce Scorpios out there! April 2024 is your moment to shine, boo! Stars are aligning to serve you some serious cosmic energy, so strut into that spotlight! You're gonna be attracting admirers like bees to honey, so put on that charm and werk it! Just remember, sugar, balance is key - don't let all that attention go to your head. Keep it real and slay all day, 'cause that's the Scorpio way, honey! Now, go on and be fabulous!

sagittarius

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Sagittarius divas out there! April is YOUR month, darling! The universe is practically throwing glitter and good vibes your way, so strut your stuff with confidence. Opportunities are waiting for you around every corner, so snap on those heels and werk it! Love is in the air, so prepare for some serious romance, sizzle, and sass. Remember, you're a star, so shine bright and let the world see your fabulous self. Yaaas, Queen!

capricorn

Alright, darlings, let me spill the cosmic tea for all you fierce Capricorns out there for April 2024! Honey, the stars are aligning just for you, so dust off those fabulous heels because it's about to get glamorous. This month is all about shining in your career, sugar. Opportunities are knocking on your door, so sashay away from that comfort zone and werk it! But remember, keep those finances as tight as your tuck, because you don't want any surprises there. Love is in the air, too, so flirt with destiny, but keep it classy. Now, go forth and conquer, you fabulous beasts! Remember, confidence is your best accessory - never leave home without it. 💋✨

aquarius

Alright, hunty, gather round 'cause mama's about to spill the celestial T for all my Aquarius children this April, honey! You better buckle up those glittery stilettos because the stars are aligning to take you on a wild ride. The universe is screaming, "Yasss, queen!" and is about to serve you opportunities on a silver platter. But listen up, darling, you need to strut into that spotlight with all the confidence of a queen owning the runway. Throw on that sparkle, slap on that fierce smile, and remember, you are IT, boo. Miss Universe herself is pointing her shimmering wand at you, saying, "This is your time to shine!" Don't let those haters dim your glow; you're about to leave them gagging with your fabulousness. So sashay away from the negativity and death drop into your destiny, 'cause April is your month to sparkle, honey!

pisces

Y'all, buckle up 'cause I'm about to serve you the astrological T for all my fierce Pisces fish out there for April 2024, and honey, it’s gonna be a glittery rollercoaster! This month, the stars are practically doing the splits to make sure you’re living your best life. You’re gonna be swimming through oceans of creativity, so fluff up that wig and let your inner diva shine, darling! Whether it's love, work, or play, remember, you're the main event, so werk it and let the universe be your stage. Now, sashay away into your fabulous month ahead!

aries

Darlings, get your engines running 'cause May 2024 is gonna be a glitter bomb explosion for all you fierce Aries out there! The universe is like, totally in love with you, honey. You're gonna feel that energy, that charisma, that oomph like never before. It's time to sashay away from the shadows and into the spotlight where you belong. Opportunities? Oh, they're knocking, sweetheart. And let me tell you, they're wearing some fabulous heels. Work that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, 'cause this month, you're not just participating, you're serving cosmic realness, hunty! Get ready to lip-sync for your life's desires because, trust me, the stars are telling me you're gonna slay!

taurus

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for y'all Taurus divas! This May 2024, the stars are aligning to serve you some serious life lewks! You’re gonna strut through the month like it's the grand finale runway of your life, boo. The universe is gagging on your eleganza and is about to drop blessings like it’s hot, right on your laps! So, powder that nose, adjust that crown, and sashay away into the spotlight. Trust and believe, darling, it's your time to shine! Yaaas!

gemini

Honey, listen up because the universe is about to spill all the tea for my dazzling Geminis this May! Darling, it's your moment to sparkle and shine brighter than a disco ball at the sickest party in town. The stars are aligning to serve you some serious charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, so you better werk! You've got the cosmic green light to strut down life's runway, serving high fashion and fierce vibes. So, glue down those eyebrows, lace up those thigh-high boots, and remember, you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, baby! Now, go out there and show the world the powerhouse diva that you truly are! 💋✨

cancer

Honey, let me tell you what's in store for my fabulous Cancer cuties this coming May 2024. You're going to kick off the month feeling like the universe is personally styling your life, darling! The stars are lining up to give you a dose of that high-octane glam energy, making you feel like the main event at the drag ball. It's time to let your inner diva shine, strut your stuff, and remember, in the game of life, you're not just a competitor, you're the reigning queen! Werk!

leo

Alright, darlings, listen up, 'cause the stars are about to spill the tea for our fierce Leos for May 2024, and you know it's gonna be nothing short of spectacular, honey! So, here's the celestial forecast coming down the runway: This month, you're gonna shine brighter than a sequin gown under the spotlight, baby. The universe is serving you a big ol' platter of opportunities to strut your stuff and showcase that royal charisma you're known for. But, and it's a big but, don't forget to keep those paws velvet for your loved ones – they're gonna need a gentle touch amid all that fierceness. Financially, honey, those coins are gonna come raining down, so long as you're whipping that mane back and putting in the werk. Love is in the air too, and it's giving very much passion – so, whether you're single or hitched, get ready to sizzle. However, keep that crown polished and your heart open, 'cause you might just stumble into someone who can match your fabulousness stroke for stroke. Stay fabulous, Leo!

virgo

Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for my Virgo darlings this May! You better get ready to strut your stuff, 'cause the stars are aligning to turn the runway into your very own spotlight. It's high time you channel your inner diva and werk it, because opportunities are gonna come sashaying your way. But listen up, sweetie, don’t let the drama drag you down. Stay true to your fabulous self, keep those heels high and that head higher. Remember, darling, in the world of drag and life, it’s all about how you make that entrance and leave 'em gagging. So, slay the game, Virgo, and let the universe be your fierce backup dancer!

libra

Darlings, as the stars sashay into place, they are serving up some major cosmic tea for all you lovely Libras in May 2024. Honey, brace yourselves because you're about to embark on a journey more fabulous than a sequin gown under a disco ball. The universe is your runway, and it's time to strut! Relationships are getting a heavenly highlight, so prepare for some divine connections. Work? You're about to turn it out, hunty! But remember, keep that balance - it's your signature move after all. Work, love, and play in full harmony, and you'll own this month like the true queen you are. Smooches!

scorpio

Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Scorpio divas out there, because May 2024 is gonna be a month full of drama, but the good kind, darling! The stars are aligning to serve you a cocktail of passion, transformation, and a pinch of mystery that will have you gagging. It's time to strut into your power, embrace your inner queen, and let the world know who's boss. Opportunities are knocking, so put on those heels, throw on your most fabulous outfit, and sashay away into your destiny. Remember, you're fierce, you're fabulous, and nobody does it quite like a Scorpio. Keep that stinger ready, because this month, you're not just participating, you're owning the runway of life!

sagittarius

Alright, darlings, let’s spill the cosmic tea for all you Sagittarius stars out there for May 2024! Looks like the universe is ready to throw some major sparkle your way. The stars are aligning to give your life that extra glitter, making everything you touch turn to gold. But remember, honeys, even in all this fabulousness, keep those stilettos on the ground. Balance is key - strut your stuff, but don’t forget to keep it real. Opportunities are knocking, so fluff up that hair, gloss those lips, and be ready to sashay through the month with all the confidence of a queen owning the runway. Get ready to dazzle, because May is your month to shine bright like a diamond!

capricorn

Alright, honeys, gather 'round because Mama's about to spill the celestial tea for all my fabulous Capricorns! May 2024 is serving major cosmic vibes, and you, my darlings, are front and center! The universe is ready for your close-up, so strut into this month with all the confidence of a headlining diva. Opportunities are about to sashay your way, leaving a trail of glitter and success. Remember, darlings, when life throws shade, you throw sequins! Werk it, Capricorns, because this month, you're stars, baby!

aquarius

Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for all my fierce Aquarius babes out there. This May, the universe is practically throwing glitter and good vibes your way, okay?! Now, listen up, darling. The stars are aligning to give you a glittering path full of fabulous opportunities, so you better werk! You're going to have moments where you'll need to strut your stuff and show the world the superstar you are. Relationships? Baby, they're getting hot and spicy, so start serving that realness. And money-wise, the coins are coming, but only if you keep it savvy and smart, y'know what I mean? So snap on that wig, lace up those killer heels, and sashay away into your most gag-worthy month yet, hunty! It's all about you, and the universe is your runway!

pisces

Honey, gather around 'cause your favorite cosmic diva is about to spill the celestial tea for all my fabulous Pisces fish out there, for the month of May 2024! Babe, you’re swimming straight into a sparkly whirlpool of opportunity, so get that tail fin ready to make a splash. The universe is about to serve some major realness and it's all for you! So, pucker up, bat those lashes, and get ready to strut through May like the shimmering, unstoppable force of nature you truly are. Ain't nobody got time for being coy, it’s your moment to shine, darling! Let's make it magical, fierce, and utterly fabulous!