Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Darling, let me spill the tea with flair and fabulousness! Life's a runway this month, honey, and Aries, you better strut your stuff! The universe is serving you a platter of fierce opportunities. Don't be shy, show off your sparkle and snatch those dreams! Embrace love, live large, and remember, confidence is your secret weapon. So, paint your world with glitter and sass because April's your time to shine, you glamorous superstar!
taurus
Honey, gather 'round because Mama's about to serve you some linguistic glam! Picture this: life is a runway, and you're strutting down in your fiercest, glitziest ensemble. Each word is a sequin, each phrase a feather boa, and I'm here to remind you that you are fabulous. So paint your world with unapologetic color and sprinkle some shimmer on the ordinary. Keep your head high, your heels higher, and remember, darling, you're the star of your own show!
gemini
Oh honey, gather 'round because Mama's got a tale for ya! Bold, fierce, and sprinkled with a touch of sass, this story is about a sassy tigress who struts her stuff all over the concrete jungle. With a wink and a smile that could light up Times Square, she serves looks and realness like no other. And let me tell you, darling, by the end of the night, she'll have you living for every single fabulous moment!
cancer
Honey, gather 'round because I’ve got some deliciously divine tea to spill! April's got some celestial magic brewing just for you, my darling Cancer! Brace yourself for a fab cosmic dance that’s gonna sweep you off your feet. Family and those haute emotions? Oh, they’ll be in the spotlight, so keep those claws ready for hugs and happy tears. Sprinkle a little of your signature sass and shimmer everywhere you go, because, baby, you’re unstoppable!
leo
Honey, darling, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the tea in all its fabulousness! Picture this: You, wrapped in sequins and surrounded by glitter, strutting like the true diva you are. Don't let anyone dim your sparkle, sweetie! Life's too short for basic. Serve looks, spread love, and remember: you're not just living, you're slaying, attracting attention and applause wherever you go! So, snap those fingers and sashay away knowing you're absolutely fierce!
virgo
Honey, let me tell you something fabulous! Picture this: the month of April twirls in like a drag queen in a sequinned gown, ready to strut her stuff with all the pizzazz and panache you could dream of! The spotlight's on you, darling Virgo, and the universe is handing you a cosmic stage. So, grab your glitter, amplify that charisma, and let your fierce, fearless inner diva take center stage. Werk it, hunty!
libra
"Hey, honey! Gather 'round and let Mama Diva lay it down for you, okurrr? In this glam-tastic month, you're the star, shining brighter than a disco ball at a Saturday night fever party! Fortune favors the fierce, so strut that fabulous stuff like there ain't no tomorrow. Take risks, embrace all that drama, and remember: life's a stage, and your entrance better leave them all gagging! Keep those heels high and standards higher, darling!"
scorpio
Honey, let me tell you, in 75 words or less, life is your runway, and we're strutting straight into fabulous! There ain't no shade too dark for the likes of you, darling. You're a sequined superstar ready to sashay through April with glam, glitz, and a whole lot of glitter. Every step is fierce, every look is a lewk. So, grab your highest heels and your boldest lipstick, 'cause baby, April's your stage, and you're the headliner!
sagittarius
Hey, honey! Gather 'round because Mama's got a story to tell! So, picture this: Underneath a dazzling spotlight, surrounded by sequins and sass, I strut my stuff down life's runway with all the fierceness of a peacock at a pride parade! Life’s a stage, darling, and we’re all stars waiting to shine! Don’t just walk, WERK every moment, and remember: sprinkle your magic everywhere you go. You better believe it, sugar plum!
capricorn
Honey, gather 'round and let this fabulous queen spill some celestial tea on you! April 2025 is serving Capricorn realness with a twist of fierce ambition and pizzazz. Darling, the stars are aligning for you to strut your stuff and own that spotlight like the true diva you are. Opportunities are sashaying your way, but be cautious with those coins, sugar! Balance that work-life glam, and remember to sparkle brighter than a diamond, because baby, you are the showstopper!
aquarius
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all my fabulous Aquarians strutting your stuff this April 2025! The cosmic runway is glittering just for you. Shine bright, darlings, as those stars are aligning like your fiercest sequin gown. Love's in the air, so work those charms! Career-wise, serve that ambition on a silver platter, and watch doors fly open. Remember, life's your stage, and darling, you are the star of this astrological show! Work it!
pisces
Oh honey, gather 'round and let Mama Fish tell you what the celestial stage has in store for you this April, darling Pisces! The universe is serving up drama with a side of glam, so get ready to sparkle. Embrace those fierce emotions and let them be your guide to fabulous new beginnings. Strut your stuff and let your intuition light the runway. Remember, babes, you're a star in this cosmic cabaret, so don’t be afraid to shine!
aries
Honey, gather 'round because Mama's got a story to spill that’s as dazzling as a sequined gown! Picture a shimmering night, darling, with lights so bright they’d make a disco ball blush. Our heroine struts down the runway with charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent that could leave anyone gagging. Glitter flies, heels click, and she owns that stage like a queen ruling her kingdom. Remember, life’s a runway, and we were born to slay! Yaaas queen!
taurus
Honey, gather 'round and let me spill the tea, darling! Picture this: a dazzling kaleidoscope of glamour, where sass meets class, and sequins twinkle under the spotlight, as if the stars themselves took fashion tips from yours truly. Life is one big runway, darling, so strut like you own it, snap those fingers, and serve looks that could slay a thousand basic outfits. Just remember, fabulousness isn’t an option; it’s a lifestyle, baby!
gemini
Hey there, fabulous darlings! Gather 'round and let me spill the tea, because honey, Gemini is strutting into May 2025 like it's their own personal runway! The cosmos is serving you some serious charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent this month. Prepare for a whirlwind of social events that even the fiercest queens would envy. Remember to sashay with style and keep those twin energies balanced, henny. Embrace your duality and werk it to the max, sugar! 💃✨
cancer
Hey, darling! Gather 'round because I've got the vibes you need to hear, honey! The cosmos is shaking those heavenly tassels just for you, and let me tell you, Cancer, May 2025 is serving you some fierce celestial realness. You're about to sashay into a spotlight of emotions, and honey, it's time to werk it! Embrace those feels, sugar, and let your intuition be your guide. Spin that fabulous web of love and let's get this party started!
leo
Honey, gather 'round and listen up! As the fabulous queen of the jungle, May 2025 has the spotlight shining bright on you, my darling Leo! You're strutting into this month with confidence that could rival the fiercest runway walk. Glamour and drama are your co-stars, so prepare for romance and passion to take center stage. Don't hold back those roars of fierce determination. The universe is your stage; perform with all your heart! Werk it, queen!
virgo
Oh honey, gather 'round because Mama's got a cosmic cocktail for you Virgo darlings! As May 2025 struts in, you're sparkling like that new sequin gown! The stars are sashaying with harmony, and you're ready to slay those goals with confidence and sass. Romance? It's about to be as juicy as a gossip sesh backstage. But remember, darling, balance that fierce work ethic with some fab self-care. Shine bright and werk those celestial vibes, diva!
libra
Honey, let me tell ya, get ready to strut into May with that fierce Libra energy! This month, the universe is serving you a cocktail of sparkling opportunities and drama, darling! Balance is your middle name, so embrace the spotlight and work those scales to your advantage. Whether it's love, career, or just serving looks, remember to stay fabulous and true. Keep those heels high and standards higher, because May is yours to slay, queen! 🌟
scorpio
Oh, honey! Gather 'round and let me sprinkle some fabulousness into this tale! Picture it: under the glittering disco ball, where sass meets class with a touch of pizzazz! Imagine, sweet darlings, a world where every step is a fierce strut and every word is a drop of glamour. We're talking high heels clicking, wigs snatched, and makeup popping like a midnight firework! So, darling, let's turn the mundane into a runway of pure extravaganza!
sagittarius
Darling, gather 'round and let Mama Sprinkle some cosmic dust on your fabulous life! For the fierce Sagittarian superstar, May 2025 is a month of shimmering opportunities and glittering surprises. Love is on the horizon, honey, so don't be shy—strut your stuff and let those admirers see the real diva you are! Career-wise, you're bound to slay, so grab your stiletto heels and climb that ladder. Now go out there, sparkle, and conquer!
capricorn
Honey, gather 'round because Mama’s about to spill some fabulous tea! Life’s a runway, and you better strut like you own every inch of it. This month, you’re serving fierce energy, darling, and no one can dim that sparkle. Work those challenges like they’re your best high heels and remember, if they ain’t clapping, they ain’t watching right! It’s time to shine, shimmer, and sissy that walk all over those dreams. Yas, queen, SLAY! 🌟
aquarius
Honey, let me tell ya somethin’! This month is gonna be more fabulous than a glitter explosion! Aquariuses, darling, get ready to strut your stuff. Venus is sashaying through your house, serving glam and love connection realness. Shine brighter than a disco ball, and make some fierce decisions, because you, my sparkling star, are destined to steal the spotlight. Channel your inner diva, spread those innovative wings, and werk it like the fierce queen you are! Yasss!
pisces
Honey, let me tell you, life is a runway and you better work it like you own it! Strut those fabulous heels and don't let anyone dull your sparkle, alright? You’re not just a star, darling, you’re a whole galaxy waiting to twinkle. Embrace every contour and color of your fabulous self and remember: the bigger the hair, the closer to heaven! So, grab those dreams by the sequins and sashay your way to success!