Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
"Alright, honey, gather 'round and let me spill the tea, 'cause we're diving into a world where fierce meets fabulous. Picture yourself strutting in six-inch stilettos, wig snatched, and lashes longer than your ex's excuses. Darling, life's your runway, and I'm here to remind you that every step is a sashay of confidence. You’ve got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to turn heads and steal the spotlight. Keep shining, my dazzling diva!"
taurus
Honey, gather ‘round because Mama's got some words of wisdom to drop. Life’s a runway, and every moment is your time to shine. So strut like the fierce diva you are! Don’t let anybody dim your sparkle, darling. Challenges? They’re just stepping stones for your fabulous ascent. Wrap yourself in confidence as if it’s the most luxurious boa, and let laughter be your soundtrack. Remember, nobody can stop this creature of glam! Werk it!
gemini
Oh honey, let me spin you a glitter-filled tale in my fabulous voice! Picture this: the spotlight's on and you've just strutted onto the stage, dazzling the crowd with every sparkle. You're serving them charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent like never before. As you sashay and shantay, you break hearts and turn heads, commanding the runway with every stilettoed step. Darling, you’ve got that razzle dazzle magic that keeps the world begging for an encore!
cancer
Honey, gather 'round because I'm about to spill some fabulous tea! Life's a runway, and you, my darling Cancer, are about to strut your stuff this week! We're talking glitter, glam, and good vibes only. Prep yourself for a splash of drama, but remember, a true diva stands tall! Channel your inner star, sprinkle that charm like confetti, and watch the world gasp in awe. You better werk, because this week, it's your spotlight! ✨
leo
Darling, gather 'round because Mama's got something fabulous to tell you! Picture this: a world where your charisma sparkles brighter than my sequined gown, honey! You're strutting down life's runway with confidence, owning every spotlight along the way. Challenges may try to snatch your wig, but you're too fierce to falter. Remember, the bigger the hair, the closer to divinity! So go on, work those heels and unleash your inner superstar! Yas, queen!
virgo
Oh honey, gather 'round and let this dazzling diva illuminate your runway of life for the week, full of glitter and glamour! The stars have aligned, honey, and it's your time to werk it! This week, you, my celestial supermodel, are gonna shine brighter than a disco ball. Strut your stuff with confidence, but don’t forget to toss a little love and kindness like confetti wherever you go. Remember, you’re the queen of your universe!
libra
Alright, darling, gather 'round because Mama’s got some wisdom to spill! Imagine strutting across life's fabulous runway, every head turning because you, my sweet star, are dazzling! Confidence is your glitter, and this week, honey, it's time to use it. Shine brighter than a disco ball; let no shade dim your sparkle. Take center stage, darling, and remember, if life hands you lemons, serve them in a martini with extra sass on top. Werk it!
scorpio
Alright, darlings, gather 'round as Mama gives you the tea! Picture this: you're painting the town all glitzy and fierce, serving looks that could slay dragons. You've got that electric impact, honey, making heads do a double-take. You're not just walking in those stilettos; you're strutting like the diva you were born to be. When life gives you lemons, you zest them right back with sugar and sass. Remember, you're not extra; you're exquisite! Can I get an amen?
sagittarius
Honey, let me spill the tea for you in my most fabulous drag queen flair! Imagine the spotlight shining bright as I strut onto the stage. Life’s a fierce runway, darling, and you're owning it with every strut and twirl! Embrace your true self, sprinkle that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent everywhere you go. Remember, life is a performance and you're the star of the show. Now go out there and shimmer like the glamorous superstar you are! Yas queen!
capricorn
Darling, gather 'round and let me spill some glamour! Picture this: you're strutting down the runway of life, wearing sequins that outshine the stars! This week, honey, the universe is your stage, and you're the headliner. Confidence is your crown; wear it with pride! Keep those heels high and stay fierce, 'cause opportunities are sashaying your way. Remember, life's too short for boring so go out, be fabulous, and dazzle the world with your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent!
aquarius
Darling, gather 'round and let me spill the tea in vibrant splendor! Picture yourself shimmering under the spotlight, radiating charisma and dazzling with sass. You're the queen of your own parade and honey, you're strutting down life's runway like it's the main event. Embrace your fabulousness, twirl in your sequins, and paint the town with your bold colors. Remember, life is your stage, so werk it with flair and attitude! Can I get an amen up in here?
pisces
Honey, gather 'round and let me weave you a tale in my fiercest, most fabulous voice! Picture this: life is your runway, and every curveball is just a new move in your divine dance of destiny. Strut with confidence, darling, because every twist and turn is an opportunity to show the world your glittering spirit. Creativity? You've got it in spades, so paint the world with your vibrant palette. Remember, you are the star of this show!