Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Honey, let me tell you, life is a runway, and you, my darling, are about to strut with fabulousness this week! The cosmos are serving you up some fierce opportunities, so get ready, because you’ll be slaying every single one of them. Channel your inner diva, unleash that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. Remember, sweetheart, glitter is your spirit animal, and nothing can dull your sparkle. So go out there and werk it like the superstar you are!
taurus
Alright, darlings, gather 'round because Mama's got a fabulous tale to tell! Picture it: sequins sparkling brighter than a disco ball, wigs as big as your dreams, and lashes reaching for the stars. Now, sprinkle in a dash of drama and a heaping spoonful of charisma. Honey, life's a runway, so strut your stuff like the diva you are! Remember, in this world of glitter and glam, you're the headliner, the showstopper, the ultimate queen! Now, werk!
gemini
Hey darlings! Get ready because this Gemini horoscope is about to sparkle with celestial sass! The cosmos is serving you a dazzling platter of opportunities this week. Expect your social life to be the talk of the town as you dazzle and strut your stuff. Keep those flirtatious vibes on high, hunty, because love is in the air. Just remember, confidence is your best accessory. Work it, own it, and slay the universe with your fabulousness!
cancer
Hello, darlings! Gather 'round and let me spill a little fabulousness for you all. Picture this: you're sashaying down life's runway, channeling your inner diva. Honey, you're turning heads and serving charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent! Remember, don't let anyone dim your sparkle, because you, my love, are a dazzling star in a world full of twinkling lights. So go ahead, strut your stuff and make them gag with your undeniable fierceness. Can I get an amen up in here?
leo
Oh honey, gather 'round and let Mama serve you some celestial realness! This week, you'll be strutting through life like it’s your own personal runway, with stars aligning to spotlight your fabulous mane! The universe will be showering you with that fierce energy, darling, so go on and slay every opportunity in your path. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, and when you sparkle, the world can't help but bask in your glamorous glow, darling!
virgo
"Alright, darlings, gather 'round because I'm about to spill the tea, and it's hot, hot, hot! Life is your runway, and this week, you're strutting your stuff with all the fabulousness you can muster. Honey, leave that drama backstage, let your true colors shine brighter than your sequins, and remember, confidence is your best accessory. Snap those fingers and werk it, because you were born to stand out, not blend in. Yasss, queen, own it!"
libra
"Alright, darlings! Gather around and let Mama Fierce spill the tea, honey. Picture yourself prancing down life’s runway with sparkling confidence. This week, let your true colors shine brighter than ever. Embrace your inner diva and strut with that unstoppable charisma. Don’t let drama ruin your vibe; instead, serve sass and sprinkle kindness. Remember, queens, when life gives you lemons, put on a show and make lemonade martinis—extra glitter, of course! Keep serving that fabulous realness, my loves!"
scorpio
Honey, gather 'round, and let me spill the fabulous tea for you in all its glitter and glamour! Life is your stage, darling, so strut with confidence and sparkle like the star you are! Embrace those bold colors, shimmer with every step, and remember to love yourself fiercely. Don’t just exist—THRIVE, honey! Let the world see your fabulousness, and when in doubt, add more glitter. Keep shining and serving that fierceness with sass and pizzazz!
sagittarius
Honey, gather 'round because I’ve got something fabulous to share! Picture this: You, strutting down the runway of life, wearing the fiercest attitude and the most dazzling personality. Each step you take is a high heel clicking to the beat of your own fabulous rhythm. Remember, darling, no one does you better than YOU! So shine bright, spill that glitter, and let the world be your stage. Werk it like the superstar you are, diva!
capricorn
Honey, gather 'round and listen up! Picture this: the world is your runway, and you're strutting down it in all your fabulous glory. Life's been throwing shade, but you're ready to serve nothing but fierce realness! Keep your head high and your lashes higher. Embrace the spotlight, sparkle like the rhinestone goddess you truly are, and don't let anyone dull your glitter. Remember, darling, when life gives lemons, grab the tequila and make a grand entrance!
aquarius
Honey, let me spill the tea for you in full glam and glitter! Imagine you're strutting down the runway, darling—fabulous, fierce, and unforgettable! Now, picture you've got 75 words to werk it like the diva you are. We need sass, class, and a pop of pizzazz! Every sentence should twirl with attitude, making everyone gag with amazement. So slap on that highlighter, lash those lashes, and get ready to sparkle brighter than a disco ball! Yas queen!
pisces
Honey, let me sprinkle some sparkle into this narrative for you! Check it out: "Darlings, gather 'round and let Mama fabulous dazzle y'all with a tale as juicy as a fresh tube of lipstick! We've got drama, laughter, and enough glitter to fill an ocean, hunty. This here story is strutting down the runway like it owns the place, wearing heels higher than my standards and serving more tea than a Southern belle on a Sunday afternoon. Yas queen!"
