Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Hunty, listen up, 'cause Mama's about to spill the cosmic tea for all you fierce Aries babies for the week of November 17, 2024. Honey, buckle up your sequin belts and adjust those crowns because this week is gonna take you on a wild ride, and you need to serve realness every step of the way. The stars are aligning to give you that extra sparkle in your strut. Opportunities are knocking, honey, so sashay towards them doors and don’t be afraid to twirl and kick them open. You’ve got that fire, darling, so let it burn bright and show the universe you’re not just any star, you’re a supernova. Embrace your power, stay fabulous, and remember, in the world of drag and life - attitude is everything. Slay, queen, slay!
taurus
Oh honey, darling, brace yourself because the stars are spilling the cosmic tea for you this week, Taurus! It's time to strut your stuff and let that inner diva shine because the universe is giving you the go-ahead to be your most fabulous self. Whether it’s twirling in your career or sashaying through personal projects, you've got the green light to werk it without apology. But sugar, remember, with great power comes great responsibility. So, while you're out there turning heads and snapping hearts, don't forget to keep those hooves on the ground. Drama might be your middle name, but this is your moment to channel that fierce energy into creating something legendary. Slay, Taurus, slay!
gemini
Honey, let's spill the cosmic tea for all you fierce Geminis out there! The week of November 17th, 2024, is coming at you with more twists and turns than a death-drop on the main stage, darling! The stars are strutting their stuff and serving you a unique blend of challenges and triumphs. So, lace up those thigh-high boots and get ready to sissy that walk through the week. Remember, you've got the charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent to face whatever the universe throws your way. Werk it, because you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, baby! Now, go out there and shine bright like the diamond you are! 💅✨
cancer
Honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for you, darling! This week, starting on November 17th, 2024, all you fabulous Cancer babes are in for a ride more dazzling than my sequin gown at last year's finale. The universe is serving you a platter of opportunities so juicy, you'll wanna bite down hard! Show off that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, because, honey, it's your time to shine brighter than my highlighter. Love might just sashay your way, so keep those lashes fluttered and that heart open. And remember, darling, when life throws shade, throw glitter! XOXO!
leo
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. The week of November 17th, 2024, is gonna be a fierce, fabulous rollercoaster for all my Leo divas out there! The stars are absolutely gagging with anticipation, ready to serve you some life-changing drama. You're gonna be basking in the spotlight, smizing like there's no tomorrow. But, darling, don't let that fame go to your gorgeous head, okay? Stay grounded, keep your lashes long and your heels high, and you'll conquer the world. Remember, you're a queen, but even queens gotta keep it real! Werk it, Leo, 'cause the universe is your runway this week!
virgo
Alright, my fabulous Virgo vixens, it's time to sashay into the week of November 17, 2024, like the divas you are! The stars are spilling the tea, and honey, it is scalding! This week is all about letting your inner superstar shine. Whether it's at the office or on the dance floor, you are serving cosmic charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent. So, put on those heels, straighten that crown, and remember, you're not just walking into the room, you're owning it. Channel that inner diva, because the universe is giving you a standing ovation. And remember, darling, in a world full of copies, your originality is your power. Werk it out, because this week, you're not just participating in the race of life, you're in it to win it!
libra
Honey, let me lay the celestial tea for you for the week of November 17, 2024. If you're a Libra darling, you better strap on your finest stilettos because this week's gonna be a runway extravaganza. The stars are aligning to serve you some major life lewks, so you gotta werk it. Your charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent will be on full display, so don't be shy—show the universe what you've got. Remember, balance is key, so keep it cute and don't let any minor shade throw your crown off. Make some bold moves, because, in this week's episode of your glamorous life, you're not just a contestant, you're the reigning queen. And trust, by the end of this week, everyone will be gagging on your eleganza. Now, go forth and sparkle, my fabulous Libra!
scorpio
Honey, let me dish out that Scorpio tea for the week of November 17, 2024! The stars are almost as fabulous as I am, and they're aligning to give you a week that's gonna be all kinds of fierce. You're practically glowing, darling! It's like RuPaul gave you a personal runway challenge, and you know you better werk! Love life's getting steamy, so pucker up! Financially, it's like you got your own personal shopping spree lined up – just don't forget to tip! Work-wise, you're slaying harder than a lip-sync for your life. Remember, keep that confidence sky-high, throw on some glitter, and take on the world. Let's get sickening, Scorpio!
sagittarius
Alright, darlings, let's get into it. The stars are spillin' the tea for all you fierce Sagittariuses this week, starting on the 17th of November, 2024. Honey, you better strap on those stilettos because the universe is serving you a whole buffet of opportunities. It's time to lip-sync for your life and chase those dreams with all the glitter and gusto you’ve got. Love and romance? They’re knocking at your door, so fluff up that wig and be ready to sashay away into their arms. Work? You're about to slay the house down, but remember, queen, balance is key – don’t let those heels trip you up. Keep those eyes on the prize, because this week, you’re not just part of the royal court; you are the monarchy, baby! So go out there, show off that charisma, uniqueness, nerve, and talent, and remember, in the world of drag and life, it's all about how you make your mark. Can I get an amen up in here?
capricorn
Alright, darlings, listen up 'cause your Auntie Star is about to spill the celestial tea for all my Capricorn fierceness out there for the week of November 17th, 2024. So, honey, start fluffing those feathers and sharpening those heels because the stars are aligning to push you into the spotlight. You've been working your padded butt off, and it's finally time for a little cosmic payback, okurrr? Expect some major career strides, sweeties, with a dash of unexpected flirtation to spice up those long evenings. Remember, it's all in the attitude, so strut your stuff with confidence and let the universe catch up with your fabulousness. Keep those eyes on the prize, and don't let any minor setbacks gag you – you're on the brink of something major. Serve it up hot, Capricorns, because this week, you're the stars of the show!
aquarius
Oh, honey, let me spill the cosmic tea for you! The stars are absolutely living for you, Aquarius, during the week of November 17, 2024. It's time to snap on those heels and strut into the spotlight because the universe is gagging for your uniqueness. You’ve got more charm than a RuPaul runway, and it's your moment to sashay away from the mundane. Expect unexpected invitations to fabulousness – and you better werk, because opportunities like these don't sashay into your life every day. You're serving major main character energy, so pouf that wig, adjust that crown, and remember, darling, you're not walking into the week; you're strutting into an era of fabulous you! Can I get an amen up in here?
pisces
Alright, honey, let's dive into the cosmic tea for all you fabulous Pisces fishies out there for the week of November 17, 2024. Y'all better get those fins fluffed because the stars are aligning to give you a shimmering week full of sparkle and surprise! It's time to sashay away from any drama and glide into the spotlight, because the universe is giving you the main stage, darling. Opportunities are popping up left and right - it's like a disco ball just exploded in your sign! So, put on those glitter heels, practice your most sickening strut, and prepare to lip-sync for your legacy because this week, you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, baby! Remember, keep it classy, sassy, and a tad bit bad-assy!
