Horoscopes Are A Drag™
Honey, "Horoscopes Are A Drag" on QVegas is your go-to for that sparkle of cosmic tea, served hot and fabulous, straight from the stars with a glittering twist. Each week, we're spilling the celestial secrets for every zodiac sign, so you can strut your stuff with the stars aligning just right. It's astrology with sass, glam, and a dash of drag magic, making your cosmic journey as dazzling as a drag queen's wardrobe. For your weekly dose of star-studded advice, click your heels and head over every week, darling!
aries
Alright, darling, let's sashay into the astrological tea for Aries for the week of April 28, 2024. Hunty, you are about to serve some fierce energy, because the stars are aligned in your haute couture favor! This week, you better werk because opportunities are strutting down your runway like it's New York Fashion Week, and you're the headliner, baby. But remember, keep those heels high and your head higher, because amidst all this glam, some shady moments may try to dull your sparkle. So, throw on your most fabulous outfit, and show the universe you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation, honey! Shine bright!
gemini
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for all you Gemini divas out there! The week of April 28th, 2024, is gonna be a glitter bomb of experiences, yas queen! The stars are aligning to serve you a cocktail of cosmic fierceness, so you better work it. You'll be twirling in the spotlight of communication, turning heads with your quick wit and charm. But, babe, watch that shade! Not everyone can handle your sparkle. So, throw on those heels, fluff up that wig, and strut into the week like the fabulous star you are. Remember, in the universe's runway show, you're always the headliner. Keep it glam, keep it classy, and let's get sickening!
leo
Alright, hunty, listen up 'cause Mama's about to spill the celestial tea for all you fierce Leos out there. This week, the universe is giving you major vibes to slay all day, every day! It's like the stars are your personal runway, and you better werk it, love! Embrace that spotlight because it's your time to shine, darling. Remember, confidence is your best accessory, so strut into this week with all the sass and class you've got. Mwah! #LeoGlam Bam!
taurus
Oh honey, for the week of April 28, 2024, y'all Tauruses are about to strut into a cosmic catwalk like the fierce queens y’all are! The stars are serving realness and putting a spotlight on that sumptuous self-care routine. It’s all about pampering yourself, darling - face masks, bubble baths, the whole shebang! Plus, your bank account is looking as thick as your fabulous contour, with some unexpected coin coming your way. Remember, it's high time to sashay away from those energy vampires and surround yourself with your true glam squad. Werk it, Taurus! 💅✨
cancer
Oh, honey, listen up, 'cause your week is about to be as sparkling and spectacular as a queen's grand entrance! That week of April 28th, 2024? Sugar, you're in for a cosmic cocktail that's mixed just for you. The stars are aligning to serve you nothing but fierce energy. It's time to sashay away from the shadows and let your inner diva dazzle in the spotlight. Opportunities are coming your way, so snap your fingers, fluff that wig, and prep those heels because, darling, you're about to strut down the runway of life catching blessings left and right. But remember, even a queen faces her haters, so keep that chin up and serve them eleganza with a side of grace. Let's turn this week into a fabulous showstopper, shall we? Werk it out, Cancer!
virgo
Alright, darling, let's spill the cosmic tea for all you Virgo beauties out there! Now, listen up, honey, because the week of April 28th, 2024, is going to be a rollercoaster of glam and drama. First things first, darling, you're going to shine brighter than a disco ball at Studio 54, so don't you dare hide that gorgeous light of yours under a bushel. But hold up, sweetie, because with great sparkle comes great responsibility. You'll need to strut through the week with all the grace and poise of a queen on the runway because, let me tell you, the stars are telling me there might be a little shade thrown your way. But you, my fierce Virgo queen, you're going to snatch those wigs and turn any negativity into your own fabulous energy. So, lace up those stilettos, throw on that crown, and remember, you own everything. This is your week to strut your stuff, radiate confidence, and remember, darling, above all, let those haters eat it!
libra
Honey, listen up 'cause it's about to get cosmic in here! This week, for all you fabulous Libras, the stars are saying, "Yaaas, queen, work it!" It's all about strutting your stuff and showing the universe who's boss. The planets are lining up like the fiercest backup dancers you ever did see, whispering, "Serve it, slay it, and don't let anyone dim your sparkle, dahling." So, fluff up that wig, secure those lashes, and hit the runway of life with all the confidence of a legendary queen. Remember, in the galaxy of your life, you are the brightest star. Now, go out there and enchant the world with your fabulousness!
scorpio
Alright, darlings, let's dive into that cosmic tea for all you fierce Scorpios out there, 'cause the week of April 28th, 2024, is servin' up some spicy celestial realness. Honey, the stars are aligning to give you that extra sparkle in your step, but don't get it twisted – they’re also whispering some sweet nothings about digging deep into those emotions. Yes, the universe is gagging for you to live your truth and werk it out with that signature Scorpio flair. So, strut into that week like the diva you are, throw on some glitter, and remember – when life throws shade, you throw a bit of stardust back. It's your time to shine, baby! Transform and transcend, 'cause you're not just a star, you're the whole constellation. Let's get it, queens!
sagittarius
Alright, darlings, listen up because the stars are spillin’ the tea for all you fierce Sagittarians for the week of April 28th, 2024, and it is HOT, honey! This week you’re stepping out in full glam, ready to turn heads and break hearts. Opportunities are snapping their fingers at you, so strut your stuff with confidence, hunty. Love is swirling around you like a glitter storm, so keep those eyes smizing. Work might throw some shade, but you’re ready to throw it right back with sequins and a smile. Remember, you’re the star of this show, so let that fabulous flag fly and werk it out, because nobody’s gonna dull your sparkle!
capricorn
Honey, buckle up because I've got the tea to spill on Capricorn’s week starting April 28, 2024! First off, babes, the stars are twerking in your favor, so get ready to strut your stuff. You’ve got ambitions higher than my wig on a Saturday night, and it’s time to lip-sync for your life to make those dreams a reality. Keep those heels high and your standards higher, because obstacles might try to throw shade, but you’re serving resilience realness. Networking is your best Judy this week, so flutter those lashes and charm the sequins off everyone. Your financial situation is looking as fabulous as a freshly done set of nails, so maybe treat yourself to something sparkly. Remember, darling, stay true to your fabulous self, because in the grand ballroom of life, you’re the headlining act. Werk it!
aquarius
Hey, gorgeous Aquarius babies, listen up because Mama’s got some cosmic tea to spill for the week of April 28, 2024! This week is your moment to sparkle brighter than a disco ball, hunty. The stars are aligning to give you that extra oomph in your strut. You're about to turn life’s runway into your personal catwalk, so werq it! Don't let anyone dull your shine, darling. Embrace your unique fabulousness, throw on some glitter, and remember: in a world of beige, be neon pink! Now, go on and slay the week, my fierce aquatic royalty! 💅🌟👑
pisces
Honey, let me spill the celestial tea for you. This week, the stars are casting some major shade on our Piscean sisters, but don't you worry your pretty little head. It's all about finding that inner glow-up, okay? You're gonna navigate through this week like the fierce queen you are. Channel that divine intuition of yours, darling, because it's your secret weapon. Relationships? Check yourself before you wreck yourself, and remember, communication is key, honey. Work? Slay those tasks and let them know who's boss. Keep your heels, standards, and ponytail high - you got this, boo!
