ABOVE: I still can't believe he's retired! Follows appreciated here.
BELOW: Keep reading for a Big Brother's big ol' butt, Trump's attempt to rebrand as a wartime president, porn actor Billy Santoro calling out Hillary Clinton (!) over COVID-19 while still gymming it up and fucking strangers and more ...
He seems to almost realize this is all we care about! (Images via RTL Zwei)
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): German Big Brother star's big butt!
TWITTER: Gay-porn actor Billy Santoro took time out from having sex with random strangers — which he's posted about every single day of the COVID-19 crisis — to blame Hillary Clinton for the existence of the virus, because as SOS, she should have stopped the Chinese wet markets. You know, because that was within her power to do as a U.S. government official — demand that China do anything it doesn't want to do.
This was March 17, as L.A. was shutting things down and urging social distancing.
CNN: Trump is now calling himself a wartime president — guess why? Yeah, he's been told wartime presidents stay in office. But not this time. Not when the wartime president threw the war before the first shot was fired on U.S. soil.
P.S. He has no fucking idea what he is saying:
Trump is out here just rambling about anything and everything pic.twitter.com/hC6VdEnKCv— Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) March 19, 2020
NYT: So far, three members of an Italian-American family in New Jersey have died of COVID-19, with no underlying conditions, a 73-year-old woman and two of her children, in their fifties. I'm not a scientist, but having read about the confusing ways in which the virus affects different people more severely, it would seem to me that either there is a genetic predisposition to fighting it vs. not being able to fight it well, and/or different strains are popping up. Why else would a single family be so decimated? It made me wonder if there is an Italian connection, since one place in Italy is so, so hard hit (with higher-than-average youth deaths). I guess we won't know the truth for some time.
NYT: NYC doc:
The sky is falling. I’m not afraid to say it. A few weeks from now you may call me an alarmist; and I can live with that. Actually, I will keel over with happiness if I’m proven wrong.
NBC NEWS: Gay WeHo Mayor John D'Amico is “feeling okay” after testing positive for COVID-19. He reports his illness began with fever, aches and a headache. Meanwhile, though Trump keeps lying and saying there are plenty of tests, the mayor's own husband can't get tested because he's shown no symptoms yet.
KENNETH IN THE (212): Huge dude, tiny shorts.
GAY FLESHBOT (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Ten well-hung actors showing off their units.
NYP: Boys with older brothers more likely to be gay — study.
Did KISS sign off on that poster usage? (Image via Nova)
CNN: Bernie, you know it's time to give it up when even Russian asset Tulsi Gabbard has called it quits — and endorsed Biden:
I know Vice President Biden and his wife and am grateful to have called his son Beau, who also served in the National Guard, a friend. Although I may not agree with the Vice President on every issue, I know that he has a good heart and is motivated by his love for our country and the American people.
VARIETY: Muriel's Wedding at 25 — why this unique heroine has become a touchstone for so many.
He's terrible, Muriel. (GIF via GIPHY)