Celebrity porn site Mr Man is offering 14 days free membership to help people get through if they self-quarantine because of COVID-19.
Well, we didn’t have to wait long for that to happen.
But with more people working from home, many choosing not to go out in the evenings and some having to self-isolate, this could prove a big hit.
The gay-targeted site specialises in pulling together male celebrities nude moments. And it quips that before people wash their hands, they should get them dirty.
Mr Man’s offer comes as some point out that orgasming once a day may boost your immune system. (Please note, don’t rely on this. Follow the more sober advice from health authorities and wash your hands regularly.)Steven Strait. MrManJason Momoa. MrManJake Gyllenhaal MrMan
‘Fast-forwarding to the good parts’
Joking about advice from the US Center for Disease Control (CDC), the Chicago-based site said:
‘So, stay home and C Deez Cocks with Hollywood’s hottest nude celebrities! With Mr Man’s buttload of nude clips, we want you to reach for the hand lotion, not the hand sanitizer. After all, you need to find some use for all the extra toilet paper and Kleenex you stockpiled!
‘So, whether you want to help the cause, or just help yourself to two weeks of free no-strings-attached access to MrMan.com, we have you covered.
‘While the world spreads germs, you can stay home and watch Mr Man’s thousands of gay scenes. It’s what we call practicing safe sex.’
The site boasts it has 25,000 ‘video clips and pictures of actors who have dared to bare’.
And it says: ‘Forget the days of wading through plot and dialogue just to get to the moment when your favorite actor gets nude, Mr Man is “fast-forwarding to the good parts” so you don’t have to.’
Moreover, it promises it delivers these with a ‘signature brand’ of ‘bawdy, boisterous comedy’.
On that note, we will stop talking about porn and go back to serious news. But at least in these worrying days we’ve found something that may raise a smile, even if it raises nothing else.Matt Bomer in Magic Mike. MrManAnthony Mackie. MrMan