ABOVE: Summer, hurry up.
BELOW: Keep reading for bareassed ping-pong, Trump pardoning a fellow crook, Cory Booker dating a member of the LGBTQ+ community and more ...
I would lose, playing against him. (Image via screenshot)
COCKTAILS & COCKTALK (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Sometimes, only fully naked ping-pong will do!
SOCIALITE LIFE: Elton John canceled a show halfway through, tearfully. He was diagnosed with walking pneumonia.
MSN: Rosario Dawson posted on social media in 2018 that she was “sending love to my fellow lgbtq+ homies,” but asserts that that didn't count as coming out as LGBTQ+ herself. But she's actually coming out now, even though she apparently hasn't had relationships with women, just with Corey Booker.
2ND STAGE: True Crime Obsessed, the sassy true-crime podcast, will be taking its show on the road — to a one-night stand on Broadway, making it Broadway's first podcast.
Via press release:
TOWLEROAD: Cher endorses Joe Biden.
Muah-donna (Image via Instagram)
INSTAGRAM: Madonna posts thanks to her “loved ones,” including a pic kissing her boyfriend Ahlamalik. On to Paris for the final stop of her Madame X tour/feat of endurance.
And all that Aljaz! (Image by Kenneth Walsh)
KENNETH IN THE (212): I almost — almost — think this dude just watches tennis for the ass.
GR8ERDAYS: Jack Palance was 73 when he did those one-handed push-ups at the Oscars in 1992. Today, he would've been turning 100, a fact that makes me feel about 99:
JOE.MY.GOD.: Trump pardons rich-as-sin ex-NFL owner who did time in gambling scam. Because of course.
INSTAGRAM: Connor Jessup and Miles Heizer make it Instagram official a few days post-V-Day, sharing a photo that definitely shows them moments after sex.
WAPO: Assault-weapons ban fails in Virginia — thanks to turncoat Democrats. Primary these fools:
Four Democrats — Sens. R. Creigh Deeds (Bath), John S. Edwards (Roanoke), Chap Petersen (Fairfax City) and Scott A. Surovell (Fairfax) — sided with Republicans on the Senate Judiciary Committee to reject the assault weapons bill for the year. On a 10-to-5 vote, the committee sent the measure to the state’s Crime Commission for study.
OMG.BLOG! (WORK UNFRIENDLY): Ridiculous, deadpan Walmart photo ops to make you grin go viral:
Mustache love (Image via Charlene)